a bi/pan person marrying someone does not indicate a preference for that gender, it indicates a preference for that PERSON

(via cyderpunk)

Fuck you, I didn’t deserve that.


glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

(via valerievorrracious)


I’m gonna start a frat called psi phi pi where we just watch sci-fi movies while eating pie. ΨΦπ represent. 

(via infectedsoundwaves)


today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising

(via juggalotrashball)



Possum in a pumpkin

My aesthetic
me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*